You know you love me,
xoxo Gossip Goat
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It looks likes S and J are fighting in the upper east paddock. A cat fight seems like a misnomer when there are two young does fighting over their man. Girl’s, haven’t you heard, N’s a wether; there’s no use in risking scratching your ray bahhns just for his (lack) of goathood.
You know you love me,
Xoxo, Gossip Goat.
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Looks like tonight is the night for the famous annual Upper vs Lower Barn side showdown, in an attempt to finally determine the superior end of the barn. Chosen competitors have been spotted limbering up preparing for tonight’s events. With the Upper side in red and the Lower in blue it is sure to be a colour clash to remember.
Xoxo Gossip Goat.
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It looks like the Upper Barn siders are fighting tooth and hoof to find a way to cool down in the uncommonly warm weather. However, J might be taking it a bit too far; apparently that goat’s udders are visible from two barns over. Tits out for the stags isn’t always a good motto to live by, especially when your baahhfriend thinks that you’ve cheated on him.
You know you love me,
Xoxo, Gossip Goat.
